BEWARE!!!
Some of the questions are nasty, offensive and DIRRTY! hehehe!
actually the idea is galing kay dj mo twister medyo nirevise ko lang ng konti hehehehe!
so ganito un, sasagutin ko muna to tapos itatag ko kayong lhat, now dpat pag sinagot nyo, dapat with all honesty and walang joke joke at wlang pakeme keme kesyo ganito ganyan! dpat honest tlga! walang KJ! heheehehe!
now if u dont like the questions or just some of the questions then wala ako magagawa, just stop reading hehehehe!
u have a choice whether u want to answer this one or not ok? hehehehehehe!
Rules:
1. Copy paste the questions only not the answers
2. Put my name “turismoboi” hehehe for the credits lolz
3. Answer all questions with full honesty
21 foolish questions by turismoboi:
1. Who is the male or female celebrity you had sex with? (if yes, give EASY clues if you dont want to drop names, if none, then Who is the celebrity you would want to have sex with? hehehe)
la pa naman. wish ko lang hehehe!
2. Have you ever tasted your own cum? Why? (if not, will you ever consider doing it?)
yes! nang minsang mag-bionic ako eh umabot sa mouth ko. TAMOD: sounds good tastes even better! Yuckeee!!!
3. What, Who and Where is your greatest sexual fantasy? Why?
my GREATEST sexual fantasy is with DENNIS TRILLO on an island hehe! (pwede rin si Mark Herras)
4.Who is the blogger that you have fantasized naked? Why?
GANUN? Wanda Ilusyunada ata eh. hek hek!
5. If God created you as a woman? What is your name and Why?
My name should be CLEO la lang yun ang trip ko eh. it sounds so different and cute.
6. Who would you choose to save in a sinking boat, your mother or your partner that you love, Why?
my mother, partners can be replaced, sori na lang ipagdadasal ko na lang siya
7. What would you do if your partner tells you that he wants to experience threesome with you and his exboyfriend and if you dont agree he will leave you? (think like you dont have any other choice and consider that you’re suicidal if he leaves you)
Baka masaksak ko siya hehe!
8. Partner asks you to swallow his cum? Will you do it?
YES! nasubukan ko na actually but i didn’t see it comin’ at di ko na siya napigilan. pinagsususuntok ko sya after that!
9. If your still not “OUT”, Narrate us how will you tell it to your parents? (if you’re out, tell us in details how you did it)
actually mother na lang ang meron ako. and tingin ko naman halata niya yun. pero wala akong balak na aminin talaga na “ma bakla ako!” no way!
10.Have you ever fantasize having sex with your father’s friend? How about your father?
NEVER!
11. You are in climax when one of the members of your family saw you jacking off while watching gay porno, What will be your best excuse?
ah eh… teka mahirap ata ito ah! siguro mananahimik na lang ako at tatawa nang tatawa. deadma diba!
12. Partner cheated you, What will be your best break up line?
“I never really loved you anyway!” haha The Corrs!
13. Job interview for your dream ideal job, the old fat effeminate grouch gay owner of the company will hire you ONLY IF you have sex with him? Will you do it? (Consider your jobless and this is the last job in the wholewide world)
WHY NOT! basta ba i-susuck niya lang ako and that’s all diba! sa baba lang siya.
14. It was noon, you got mugged, They left you naked, no money, no clothes to steal nearby, nothing to cover up, you have to walk 5 blocks to get to your house, incidentally theres no other way but to pass ur favorite enemie’s house, who is currently smoking outside his door, What would you do?
I have TWO HANDS, maybe that would be enough to cover it up haha. e di dededmahin ko siya pake ko ba sa kanya!
15. What is your funniest sexual experience?
my bf is fuckin me when his girlfriend knocked on the door. sabi niya “CLEO!” tapos sabi ko “ALA SIYA DITO” in a different voice… “PAKISABI HINAHANAP KO SIYA HA!” sabi niya na lang, kala niya kasi yun yung roomate ko, malay ba niyang andun boyfriend niya sa loob ng room hehe!
16. You are a Harry Potter character? What is your name and What will be your significance to Harry’s mission?
I would be Harry Potter! la lang ako BIDA eh!
17. Judgement day! God asks you what is the one good deed you have done to be able to save your ass and go to heaven? Did it help mankind?
Im forgiving!, maybe not all mankind but the people around me yes!
18. Will you fight for your partner over your parents? Why?
OO pero di naman makikipag-fight mama ko tungkol sa mga ganyang bagay. kung san masaya ang anak niya dun siya davah!
19. If given a chance for a free makeover surgery, What is the only part of your body that you would like to change? Why?
My height, I wish I was taller un lang! at saka yung muscles hehe.
20. In your next life, you will be reincarnated as _ _ _?
a woman, para maexperience ko na sya, para sa next life di na ko confused, lam ko na kung pang girl lang b tlaga ko or pang guy hehehehe!
21. Would you consider having sex with turismoboi? Why?
PWEDE hehe! para maka-experience ng bago bwa haha!
